That one guy at a competition who insisted his rub had 'magic powers'
I was at a BBQ competition in Memphis last summer, just walking around checking out the setups. This older dude with a stained apron flags me down and hands me a pork rib, says 'try this, it'll change your life.' I took a bite, it was fine, nothing special. Then he spent 15 minutes explaining how his rub contained 'activated charcoal from ancient trees' that 'aligns your energy with the smoke.' He was dead serious. I just nodded and said 'cool, man' while backing away slowly. Has anyone else run into the mystical BBQ types who act like they're alchemists or something?