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My "Productive" Morning Routine Ended With a Pigeon in My Living Room Last Tuesday

I had this whole plan to beat burnout by waking up at 5 AM and doing deep work before client calls. By 6:30 AM I had brewed coffee and opened my laptop, feeling GREAT. Then a pigeon flew right in through my open kitchen window and started pacing on my keyboard. I spent the next 45 minutes chasing it with a broom and missing a deadline for a $200 logo draft. Has anyone else had a supposedly relaxing system blow up in a weird way?
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paige_bell81
Did you at least bill the pigeon for the missed deadline? lol I'm picturing it strutting around like it owned the place, probably judging your color palette choices. Birds have zero respect for a good workflow, they're total chaos agents. Sorry about your logo draft though, that's rough.
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lilyt23
lilyt231d ago
Honestly bet the pigeon thought the deadline was a trap anyway.
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flores.mark
Man that pigeon had some nerve pacing on your keyboard...
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